Things you only learned about sex after having sex

Eye Protection: You never know when things will fly (or squirt) into your eye during the nasty.

Lube Taste: We give you props for trying to be inventive...but yeah girl, lube taste is HORRIBLE!

The Horror!: No man wan'ts to feel like they're Mike Meyers and your their latest victim...not sexy.

Real life never is like in porn: That is not the cream she likes to put in her face.

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